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Incident thread #engineering
Run #8421
PM
Product Manager 2:14 PM
Checkout latency spike

@chivesbot checkout latency jumped after deploy. https://app.datadoghq.com/...

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ChivesBot 2:14 PM
Matched workflow: Triage & Fix
Datadog signal p95 latency +420ms
Repo acme/webapp
Needs approval from someone with write access to acme/webapp
Approve Deny
E
Engineer 2:15 PM
Approved. Run it under my access.
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ChivesBot 2:16 PM
Investigation
Slow query: SELECT ... FROM promotions
Root cause: missing index on promotions.user_id
Repo ownership: acme/webapp
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ChivesBot 2:18 PM
Fix ready
Added index on promotions.user_id
Added regression test for slow query
Tests: 52 passed, 0 failed
Evidence: p95 back to 210ms in staging
PR github.com/acme/webapp/pull/847
+12 lines, -1 line. Shipped in one pass.
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